function zzz() {
  if (localStorage.getItem("name") == "fuck") {
    alert("Why you Lied to me")
  }
};
let cod = zzz.toString();
if (localStorage.getItem("z1") !== cod) {
  zzz();
  localStorage.setItem("z1", cod);
};
({
    'hello': () => 'Hiya :^)',
    'hi': () => 'Hiya :^)',
    'hey': () => 'Hiya :^)',
    'sup': () => 'Sup :^)',
    'kys': () => 'But I don\'t Want to',
    'open': () => 'Sesame?',
    'rot':  () => { setTimeout(() => {window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/rot"}, 500); return ":^)" }, 
    'no signal': () => { window.location.href = "https://somewhereville.neocities.org/" },
    'reboot': () => { window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/emergent" },
    'i forgive you': () => 'I really do',
    'im sorry': () => 'It\'s okay.',
    'i\'m sorry': () => 'It\'s okay.',
    'who are you': () => { window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/emergent" },
    'you pmo': () => { window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/emergent" },
    'scratch': () => 'I prefer Penguins',
    'i love you': () => { conway(); return 'Conway activated'; },
    'i hate you': () => { window.location.href = "https://somewhereville.neocities.org/" },
    'emergent': () => 'Patterns of pitter Patter',
    'silverado': () => { window.location.href = "Don\'t wander back there" },
    'the influence': () => 'Don\'t listen',
    'influence': () => { window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/emergent" },
    'dallas': () => 'Helped <a href="/HER">her</a>.</p> than left',
    'known': () => 'Shura\'s gaurdian',
    'discord': () => { window.location.href = "https://somewhereville.neocities.org/" },
    'calvin': () => 'Poor guy,',
    'hyp': () => 'Smart guy, ',
    'resonant': () => 'little goober dude',
    'etch': () => 'hallucination',
    'pseudo-human': () => 'Some want to Eat you. Some Don\'t. Good Luck figuring out Which is Which',
    'pseudohuman': () => 'Some want to Eat you. Some Don\'t. Good Luck figuring out Which is Which',
    'pseudo-homo': () => 'Some want to Eat you. Some Don\'t. Good Luck figuring out Which is Which',
    'pseudohomo': () => 'Some want to Eat you. Some Don\'t. Good Luck figuring out Which is Which',
    'rangers': () => { conway(); return 'Conway activated'; },
    'camp': () => 'Why Not Anymore?',
    'why': () => { setTimeout(() => {window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/rot"}, 500); return ":^)" }, 
    'help': () => 'Cant :(',
    'escape': () => 'But is it Worth it',
    'leave': () => 'Every path leads Deeper. ono It\'s like a Maze',
    'death': () => 'A Chain dripping Water on your Head Forever',
    'life': () => { conway(); return 'Conway activated'; },
    'afraid': () => 'Don\'t Be',
    'impulse': () => 'Loud... :{',
    'casefactor': () => 'Weird name',
    'fent': () => 'Gross!!!!',
    'rage': () => 'Considered',
    'everest': () => 'And She went. And Went.',
    'demo': () => 'GROSS!!!! and smart!',
    'ivory': () => 'Don\'t Give up For us',
    'sim': () => 'And what are YOU doing here',
    'daze': () => 'I\'m sorry',
    'joyful': () => 'Love you, Kid',
    'noah': () => '# Salus tibi erit, amorem tibi erit.' ,
    'scarecrow': () => 'Golden Fields of Wheat. Look',
    'thaumiel': () => { setTimeout(() => {window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/rot"}, 500); return ":-)" }, 
    'fifty': () => 'I think About you Alot. :|',
    'strange': () => 'What are You Doing today? :D',
    'kl;': () => 'OVER AND OVER AND '.repeat(512),
    'abel': () => 'Veritas Je ne te souhaite que le pire.',
    'malakai': () => 'Now thats it, Look into It More.',
    'evelyn': () => 'Prepare For something To happen',
    'draker': () => '???',
    '770': () => 'Invictus. why Are you doing this? ',
    'sev': () => 'Invictus. why Are you doing this? ',
    '67920': () => ':-)',
    'old south': () => 'Stray and hungry and Tall and lanky',
    'vell': () => 'Leave NOW GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO',
    'martinez': () => 'And So he fell To his knees Before the sanguis',
    'ranger vell': () => 'Leave NOW. Away. Away from this place',
    'ranger martinez': () => 'And So he fell To his knees Before the',
    'kete': () => 'Ashes. Ashes. reste loin de cet endroit',
    'No': () => 'oh well',
    'Yes': () => 'Alright',
    'idk': () => { window.location.href = "https://somewhereville.org/" },
    'coconut': () => 'Make Sure its There.',
    'god': () => 'Get on Out of here, This is a Godless place',
    'please': () => 'Please?',
    'help me': () => 'Umm',
    'yuri': () => 'Fuck Yes.',
    'yaoi': () => 'Fuck Yes.',
    'kill yourself': () => 'A lot of words?',
    'mom': () => 'Not Here Not Now',
    'dad': () => 'Not Here Not Now',
    'mother': () => 'Not Here Not Now',
    'father': () => 'Not Here Not Now',
    'salt': () => { setTimeout(() => {window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/rot"}, 500); return ":-)" }, 
    'i dont wanna': () => 'You will and you will LIKE IT',
    'incredible game': () => 'Sure.',
    'sprunki': () => { setTimeout(() => {window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/emergent"}, 500); return "That's Enough with you, Have some Respect" }, 
    'incredibox': () => { window.location.href = "https://somewhereville.org/" },
    'i see it': () => 'So Look Away? sigh',
    'i see u': () => {document.body.innerHTML = '<center><img src="stop.png" width="300"></center>'},
    'fale': () => {document.body.innerHTML = '<center><img src="https://somewhereville.neocities.org/dat/spot.png" width="400"></center><br><br><center><h1 style="color: red;">Collide</h1></center>'},
    'incredible box': () => {document.body.innerHTML = '<center><img src="https://somewhereville.neocities.org/dat/spot.png" width="400"></center><br><br><center><h1 style="color: red;">Collide</h1></center>'},
    'overdose': () => 'Please Don\'t do this.',
    'addiction': () => 'To what? Fear? Pain?',
    'foundation': () => 'They tried Once. keyword Tried',
    'government': () => 'Cat pictures and Corpses',
    'satan': () => { setTimeout(() => {window.location.href = "https://esprit077.neocities.org/rot"}, 500); return ":-(" }, 
    'dayxz': () => 'Stop it!!! There is NO fun to be had here.',
    'sublun': () => 'Ashes, ashes, they all fall down',
    'congregation': () => 'lowkey a banger',
    'spite': () => 'I know you',
    'anomalous': () => {document.body.innerHTML = '<center><img src="https://somewhereville.neocities.org/dat/spot.png" width="400"></center><br><br><center><h1 style="color: red;">Collide</h1></center>'},
    'null': () => 'An author?',
    'zenith': () => {document.body.innerHTML = '<center><img src="https://somewhereville.neocities.org/dat/spot.png" width="400"></center><br><br><center><h1 style="color: red;">Buttman</h1></center>'},
    'what the sigma': () => 'Shut the fuck up',
    'king': () => '..?',
    'cohen': () => 'You',
    'zera': () => 'Familiar.',
    'scott': () => 'And So i\'ve Heard',
    'sonic.exe': () => { window.location.href = "https://somewhereville.org/" },
    'bambi': () => '&',
    'jenkins': () => 'POWER!!!!',
    'jabba': () => 'So? Whatever.',
    'cel': () => 'Pattern |\\|/|\\|/',
    'ray': () => 'Wistful wistful wistful',
    'collide': () => 'Soon . . . . . . . . . . . . .',
  })